"Viking attack! Go! Go! Go!"

"Who are the Vikings anyway?" 

"What?! They are basically the fiercest warriors ever in history!"

"Tell me about it!" 

"The Vikings are warriors, vicious ones. They are really smart, but they use it all for their cruelty. They are from Denmark, Norway and Sweden, but they travel all over the world in their vicious longboats. They not only travel to places, they invade them! They first break into the churches because they figured out the priests are powerful but weak at the same time. Once they decide to invade some place, you can't stop them. They are also explorers. Did you know that they are said to have found America 500 years before Columbus? They discovered Iceland, Greenland too! Before I said they were cruel, and so many things prove it. For example, the ways of finding if someone's guilty of crime (called ordeals) are eating a special cake and not choke, go into a cold water and sink (I don't get how people will survive either way), put your whole arm into hot water and heal in 3 days, grab a hot metal and be healed by 3 days. But if you're a Viking women or child, you live a rather different life: Viking women have more power in the family, but they still does all the houseworks and Viking children don't go to school, just stays home."

"Wow! I surely want to be a Viking!" 

"Oh trust me, you don't."